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Friday, December 19, 2014

Win a "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" Blu-Ray Gift Package!




To celebrate the release of "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" on Blu-Ray and DVD, Ninja Pizza is giving away the above gift package, courtesy of Paramount! Gift package includes four exclusive posters, four ninja masks, four dog tags, a T-shirt, and "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" on Blu-Ray/DVD.

To win, simply comment on this post with your favorite TMNT quote of all time!

Enter before 11:59pm PST on Sunday, December 21. Winner will be chosen at random from all eligible entries.

Note: Please be sure that your email address is either available in your profile, or include it in your comment. If I can't contact you, you can't win!

79 comments:

  1. "What are you, some sorta Punker?"

    ajordanxi.sc@gmail.com

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  2. "Wise men say, forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza!"

    quickdraw0079@yahoo.com

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  3. The entirety of the 1990 movie.

    "That was a crime, you purse-grabbin' pukes. And this... is the penalty!"

    exscind at gmail dot com

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  5. Michelangelo: Hey, Dudes! Cowabunga says it all.

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  6. Raphael: What Russian novel embraces more than 500 characters and is set in the Napoleonic Wars?

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  7. A Jose Canseco bat? Tell me... you didn't pay money for this.

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  8. Ol' Shred did a swan dive , with a half-gainer, right into the back of a garbage truck! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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  9. Wise men say, forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza!

    mrmaczapscomics@gmail.com

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  10. Has to be the quote that started it all!

    "My name is Leonardo. We made a wrong turn somewhere. Now we're caught, our backs to the wall on this trash strewn alley."

    robert.simmons.tn at gmail dot com

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  11. God I love being a TURTLE! -Michelangelo

    wtoddclary@mac.com

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  12. "It ain't the Hilton!"

    kreiderdesigns at gmail

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  13. April: Chief Sterns, I wonder if I might ask you a few more questions off the record?

    Chief Sterns: Ms. O'Neil, my record on the record clearly shows that I have no "off the record" record, make a record of that!

    mjspiegel87 at gmail

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  14. And remember, to save the last slice of pizza for me

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  15. Mikey: so you're suppose to be us from another world.. I dung see it
    Don: what's with the multi - coloured headbands
    Raph: heh sell outs

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  16. "Death comes for us all, Oruku Saki, but something much worse comes for you, for when you die, it will be... without honor." ~ Master Splinter

    brandon.griesbaum@gmail.com

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  17. "I like a little hot sauce on my pizza!"

    Kartoonkrazy19@yahoo.com

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  18. "Yeah... a little TOO Raph."

    farrar.anthony@gmail.com

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  19. "NINJA KICK THE DAMN RABBIT!!!!!"

    chanf54@gmail.com

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  20. "Do you like penicillin on your pizza?"

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  21. "Which one of you lucky girls gets a ride with me tonight?"
    "Dream on, dweeb."
    "Yeah, okay. But when i do, i'll dream of something a little thinner."

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  22. Leonardo: I think this is it, guys!
    [the Turtles and April start to plummet to the ground]
    Leonardo: Does anyone have anything they wanna say? Donnie?
    Donatello: I'm the one who eats the icing off the pop tarts in the morning and puts them back in the box!

    Joannamendez14@gmail.com

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  23. "A true ninja is a master of himself and his environment. So don't forget we're TURTLES!"

    mista_sawed_off_leathaface@yahoo.com

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  24. Michaelangelo: [watching a "Tortoise and the Hare" cartoon on TV] Go! Move it, will ya? Aw, you're letting him blow right by ya! Can you believe this guy? Come on! Don't just...! Ninja-kick the damn rabbit! Do something!

    jbgan98@aol.com

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  25. "Ninja kick the damn rabbit" - Mikey

    Jonphu15@gmail.com

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  26. Mikey: " Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza"

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  27. "Gosh, I do hope theres more of dem. Ahhhh...gooood!!" -Raph

    mraguirre16@gmail.com

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  28. Rupedogg_6@hotmail.com

    Raph: "clang...did you say clang?!"

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  29. Now let's give it a try.

    rick.t.ryahoocomtw653@gmail.com

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  31. April: Hold on, I'll get you guys some napkins

    Raphl and Mikey: What for?

    joshua21aguilar@gmail.com

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  32. "Cricket? Nobody understands cricket! You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket!" - Raphael

    katielgk@outlook.com

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  33. "The vultures named me...SLASH!"

    mephilesthedark@bellsouth.net

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  34. Good thing these guys aren't lumberjack
    Jakenova54@hotmail.com

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    1. No joke! The only thing safe in the woods ... would be the trees!

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  35. A classic line that was in the new movie as well:

    "Shredder: Tonight I dine on turtle soup! "

    shaun.vsop@gmail.com

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  36. From the classic cartoon series episode, Cowabunga Shredhead, when Shredder believes he's Michaelangelo: the real mikey says "Yo Michaelangelo...The Synthesizer...WASTE IT!" Shredder says "RIGHT ON...TURTLE POWER!" inoj1999@gmail.com

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  37. From the first original cartoon series episode :

    Leonardo : We turtle don't know the meaning of the word defeat
    Mike : That's right, we didn't bother to look it in the dictionary!

    alexsrois@gmail.com

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  38. "Looked like sort of a big turtle, in a trench coat. You're going to La Guardia right?"

    - Cab Driver, original TMNT film

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  39. "Cricket?! Nobody understands cricket. You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket!" - Raph, "TMNT" (1990 film)

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  40. "Damn." - Raph, upon losing his sai in the first movie. That was so badass when I was 7.

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    1. Oh, and zachary (dot) helton (at) gmail (dot) com

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  41. "Yeah, a little too Raph"

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  42. "What is all this talk about spending the night down here?"
    "You're a claustrophobic!"
    "Do you want a fist in the mouth? I've never even looked at another guy before!"

    other_attic@hotmail.com

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  43. 'Like the Phoenix, I have risen from the ashes. And into my fire, you shall fall.' ~ The Shredder.

    jamesepitt@hotmail.co.uk

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  44. after an explosion, raph returns with michelangelo
    raph: right here with michael bay!
    mikey: michael bay kicks ass!
    raph: you are a moron and no longer my brother.

    pippoquartet@gmail.com

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  45. "De puta madre!!" ("Fucking Great")
    An horrible spanish translation for "Cowabunga!" at the end of the first movie

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  46. God I love being a turtle! -Michelangelo

    wwf311rock@yahoo.com

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  47. "Forgivness is divine but never pay full price for late pizza"
    tmntpizzapower44@yahoo.com

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  48. I have tried to channel your anger Raphael, but more remains. Anger clouds the mind. Turned inward, it is an unconquerable enemy. You are unique among your brothers, for you choose to face this enemy alone. But as you face it, do not forget them, and do not forget me. I am here, my son.

    lauren.l.powell@gmail.com

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  49. It's a Kraang Sweet Sixteen Birthday Party. How am I suppose to know!?

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  51. Wise man say "forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza"


    This is the motto by which I have lived my life
    Duzmachines@hotmail.com

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  52. Ninja kick the damn rabbit

    Duzmachines@outlook.com

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  53. Man, I love being a Turtle

    Cloudofff72001@yahoo.com

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  54. "I've said it before I'll say it again"
    "I LOVE BEING A TURTLE"

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  55. "A warrior who never fails, never learns." - The Ancient One

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  56. "If I don't break something soon I'm gonna go nuts"
    -Casey Jones TMNT 1987 series.
    " Oh, he who dings the shell must *pay.*
    -Michelangelo, TMNT III (yeah, I went there!)

    ediddy215@hotmail.com

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  57. Leo- "We're Turtles friend!"
    Don- Yeah, of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Variety, sleazeball!"

    ediddy215@hotmail.com

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  58. "Pepperoni Heaven!"
    - Proffessor Jordan Perry, TMNT II Secret of the Ooze.

    Ok, I'm done, that's my last one. Just tried to get some of the forgotten quotes out there haha

    ediddy215@hotmail.com

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  59. But for real, my favorite TMNT quote of all time would be the Shredder's speech to the foot in the first movie

    "You are here because the outside world rejects you. THIS is your family. I am your father. I want you all to become full members of the Foot. There is a new enemy: freaks of nature who interfere with our business. You are my eyes and ears. Find them! Together we will punish these creatures, these... turtles."

    - Shredder, TMNT 1990.

    This is my favorite quote of all the TMNT movies and shows.
    ediddy215@hotmail.com

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  60. "This is April O'Neil, Channel 6 News."

    If my email address isn't in my profile here, hit me up on twitter! |=| )
    http://www.twitter.com/RachFromOH

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  61. Tonight I dine on turtle soup!

    creatureofwar@hotmail.com

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  62. leo: "you take the ugly one"
    raph: "no you take the ugly one"
    don: "i'll take the ugly one"
    mikey: "which ones the ugly one?"

    lol. tmnt 2 secret of the ooze.

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  63. sorry, forgot to type my email. shinnoxmk@gmail.com

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  64. Splinter: My Master Yoshi's first rule was "Possess the right thinking. Only then can one receive the gifts of strength, knowledge, and peace" (TMNT, 1990).

    art29nyc@msn.com

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  65. "Yeah, a little TOO Raph!"


    rooka8b7@aol.com :)

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  66. Raph: "If he's thinking what he thinks he's thinking, then I'm thinking we shouldn't all just be thinking...what do you think?"

    TMNT 2003

    sandra_seno_alday@yahoo.com

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